The Story is the Story
“They got this guy, in Germany…He’s got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically…you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can’t know the reality of what happened, or what would’ve happened if you hadn’t-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz.” The Man Who Wasn’t There, Joel and Ethan Coen

Photo: Eric Draper, White House
So this morning, the New York Times ran a front page story about John McCain’s “relationship” with a 40-year-old blond lobbyist. Hours later, The New Republic published an article on their website about… the NYT story! Why did it break now? Should the Times have ran it at all?
I wanted to write a story about the New Republic story. If TNR knew that the NYT had the story long before it was published, why did TNR wait until after the NYT published?
Alas, I’m too late. Timothy Noah beat me too it. He hilariously compares the papers to two gunfighters in a stand off, and John McCain to a hooker (I’m not making this up!) Noah argues that any real story has now been discredited, and declares the hooker — I mean, McCain — the winner.
But what if there really isn’t a story? The facts, as I understand them, are that John McCain made his staffers uneasy by spending time with an attractive blonde lobbyist. The NYT waffled on what kind of a story to write and whether to focus on the words lobbyist or blonde. TNR found out about it. The NYT published their mediocre story, focusing on the word lobbyist but sprinkling a little romantic here, a little relationship there. TNR published an interesting story about how journalism works. McCain cried foul and got conservative sympathy. The end.
But what if there was a romantic relationship? That’s still news — big news, Hindenburg-size headline news. I don’t see how an affair can be discredited by some self-reflexive journalist drama. — Hillel Aron


whether or not McCain actually slept with a lobbyist - the story is that McCain is in bed with lobbyists.
he’s K-Street’s Senator. and he has been since before the Keating 5 bribery scandal nearly ended his career back in the 80s. the man is the machine.
Well, If you Barack Hussein Obama are going to sling mud…. your cocaine use is fair game as well. I’d say your admission to breaking the law in using illegal drugs can be a scope into the content of your character.
Oh, by the way Will.I.Am what happened to your comments board…. free speech too much for ya?
Gwegle: Time to refit your tinfoil beanie. Where did Obama sling any mud? You just didn’t this article at all, did you? Flew right over your head. Which was the point in the first place.
Folks with nothing to do but repeat their right or left wing extremist talking points need to realize that the 80% of the country in the middle doesn’t buy it, doesn’t fall for it, and we’re getting a little annoyed at how you waste our air time and bandwidth. Say something original, or stop talking. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom to spam.
Stay positive, everyone!
“But what if there was a romantic relationship?” - Then, find the facts to substantiate the story before making a fool of yourself by publishing accusations as news. This isn’t rocket science.
We don’t have to tear away at the fabric of Mr. McCain’s being. He is what he is. He stands for private interest. He doesn’t choose to represent the interests of all of the american people. He does not choose as stated by the Declaration of Independence, “…all men are created equal…”
He cooses the rich over the poor. He chooses to send our children to war for the sake of the american ego. We’re moving on with the election of a predsident whom exemplifies a collective divine consciousness, God Consciousness. We have been awaken to the good of all. We are awake from our sleep of who we are to the refeshed with who He Is. I AM…”RG”
Hey Gewgle…which part of your blog has anything to do with “The Story is the Story”?
Just looking for an opportunity to sling your own mud… are you feeling like you haven’t been heard?
Let me tell ya… we hear you loud and clear…
You have never done a drug, never broke a law, never told a lie and always use your “Free Speech” when the lack of spirit moves you.
McCain is what ihe is, hence the story is the story…
CHANGE… it is the only thing in life that is natural and honest.
If anyone is still questioning his vision on Change here it is America.
http://www.barackobama.com/pdf/ObamaBlueprintForChange.pdf
Please pass this link on to anyone you know that tells you his vision of change is empty.
Yes We ALL Can.
Obama is for change…..He wants the Govt to have more control. He believes as most of you do…to kill the golden goose. Down with the rich. What you all can’t seem to understand is: America was founded on freedom. Freedom of religion, freedom of Govt and freedom from taxation without representation. It’s been proved many times, if the Govt lowers taxes, forces people to make it on their own, they will work harder. When I was a teen, I took for granted the roof over my head, the food I ate and the money my parents gave me. Now as an adult, I work for every penny and I no longer take anything for granted. It’s the same with our society. Let’s stop handicapping our citizens and give them a chance to mature. If they choose not to, then they have made their choice….the wrong one.
If Obama or Hillary get in the White House, they will raise taxes, increase the unemployment, slow down our economy, turn a blind eye to terorism abroad and here in the states, and continue to buy votes by giving ignorant fools socialist entitlement programs to stay in power.
Brett…
who told you that?
where do you come up with this stuff and have you actually spent any time investigating your claims…
Obama will bring back the consitution and give the power to the people…
Have you read the constitution brett? …. do you actually know what our founding father’s had in mind for YOU and your children… it’s called LIFE LIBERTY AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS…
I understand that CHANGE is difficult and it can be scary…
don’t be scared brett…it’s ok to HOPE for good things and BELIEVE in the future… scary yes…. but really, aren’t you projecting your fears instead of thinking with your mind… I’m not sure how you can possibly think what you have written to be truth…
who told you that?
Brett says if a Dem wins in November, America will just be like …. Europe. Oh my — we won’t be in the same economic and housing crisis we’re in, people will have health care, we won’t have thousands of troops risking their lives overseas in the midst of a religious/civil war, and the value of the dollar might go up again so Americans can travel again with money in their wallets and without shame,. Oh no, tell me it won’t be true. People might actually believe in Government again and that will end the conservative right’s plan to bring down the U.S. government.
Oh and I live in D.C. where we have plenty of taxation but no representation. Maybe a Democrat in office might do something about that finally.
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